EUROPE's pretty boy express steams across
America on a non-stop ride towards global domination. Any chance of the
Joey Tempest teen train hitting an obstacle and leaving the rails? Not
according to Steffan "Tickets, please" Chirazi...
The pretty boy express has finally come to town. Let me make my position
perfectly clear from the outset: EUROPE are a fine band, "The Final
Countdown" is a good album... but I gotta say I was surprised -
very surprised - by the level of the success of the group achieved last
year and carried on into '87. I can honestly say that the only person of my acquaintance who knew
that EUROPE would be mega-big was our own Derek Oliver. And
whilst we're a-warbling on about "super success", read in
black and white exactly what that constitutes. EUROPE started off by securing the number one single position in 14
countries with "The Final Countdown". The album of the same
name went gold and platinum, their first proper tour sold out, their
national profile grew daily and they became fodder for the ever-hungry
hordes of young teens who love to have idols. Take into consideration
that we're only talking about the band's European success at this
moment...
Now EUROPE are over here, in the USA. They've been here for two weeks
now, "The Final Countdown" LP has already sold in excess of a
million copies in the US, they're about to embark on the first leg of a
sold-out tour, are the focus of MTV's darling little eyes and at the
time of writing have "The Final Countdown" single nestling
nicely in the top ten. Statistically, there can be no argument at all
about EUROPE's amazing success. No, where I start to throw my hands up
in the air is when I ask myself the question why? Why now? Why
EUROPE
as opposed to, say, someone like Giuffria? I had to find out and I needed to get the shop floor view, discover the
reason why the Joe Public army suddenly decided to buy "The Final
Countdown" instead of, say, a Fishbone LP. I wanna know why EUROPE
are so fucking massive, why they're the hugest flavor around, and I
wanna know now.
That's why I'm off my whining arse and in San Francisco's Warfield
Theatre watching EUROPE prepare for their first-ever US date. And
perhaps the first thing you notice about the EUROPE camp is that they're
always on schedule. Now, anyone connected with the music business
will tell you that this is indeed A) a rarity and B) a friggin' good
start to proceedings. Punctuality is all-important when your schedule is
as tight as EUROPE's and the band and their entourage seem to be both on
time and on the case. The second big thing in the EUROPE camp's favor is having Journey's
Nocturne / Nightmare Productions around to help 'em out in the US. With
people such as Herbie Herbert, John Villanueva and Sandy Einstein aiding
your cause, you can be assured that your US shows are gonna run mighty
smooth. The band's whole impressive stage set (including brand new,
polished steel light trusses) is owned by Nocturne, the sound system is
supplied by them too. Add to that the private jet that'll transport
EUROPE from date to date, and it's clear to see what a plus smart US
management is. Of course, the inner-core of EUROPE is predominantly Swedish, with
personal manager Thomas Erdtman very much in control of the detailed
aspects. All in all, the EUROPE set-up appears amazingly efficient...
such solidity is certainly not always seen on the road, especially when
it's your first US tour.
And what of the band themselves? Well, what can you say except that
EUROPE seem to be dealing with everything and everybody to their
collective stride? They do things with minimal fuss, they are polite and
they are proficient. Special note for all those who like to receive ego reports and watch
shit hit fans: Joey Tempest, all impressive six feet of him, has no ego
whatsoever when it comes to do dealing with people and situations. Of
course, this may come as a surprise, seeing as every other pin-up boy
seems to have a swell-head, but Joey genuinely cares about EUROPE the
band, not Joey the star. And as I wandered around the Warfield Theatre taking it all in, I found
my first answers staring in my face. You really can't beat a damn good
hype, clever organization, strong management, good radio rock and clever
marketing when trying to achieve top level success. Christ, even I can
see that EUROPE's success, their train trip to glory, was simply inevitable.
Another day and another headache. Today is a warm, sunny San
Franciscan mid-April day... it is also the day of the Big Date. The
final countdown starts now for real, and Thomas Erdtman is trying to
keep everyone away from the band. It's no great surprise. The 'I told
you so's and the hangers-on have finally come into town, each wanting to
tell EUROPE that, yeah, they knew it would happen all along... Of course, there's one guy they couldn't keep out! So, thanks to
JV, I'm waiting patiently for EUROPE to arrive back at their hotel. My
first official meeting with the band leaves an impression of acute
cleanliness and wholesomeness. EUROPE don't just look like
chart-topping mega-boys... they are! They're all impressive, but then there's Joey Tempest. The focal point
of EUROPE, the super-chief pretty boy, the king of the EUROPE castle.
Wearing simple black jeans, Adidas vest top and white bumpers, plus
those ski-sunglasses on a cord, Joey Tempest looks every inch the star
he knows he is. Two geeks gawp at him before asking him how he is, and Joey don't flinch
one little bit; he just smiles, says he's great, wishes them a good show
and signs his name. I have 20 minutes in which to have coffee and a chat
with Joey...
So here we are, Joey and I sipping coffee and thinking about the fact
that, this time last year, EUROPE couldn't even get arrested in America,
let alone airplay. How does he feel towards those who thought it couldn't
happen?
"Sometimes, I do find it all very amusing I must admit, but we have
already had a taste of strong success in Scandinavia and Japan (where
the kids amuse themselves with dolls of the fab five!) so we were
always ready, I think. As far as other people are concerned, yes, I
laugh when I think of teachers at school who told me I should study
instead of rehearse, that I was wasting my time. I also laugh at some of
the journalists who want to be our buddies now, but who wouldn't give us
the time of day before."
He's direct, polite and pretty good with his English. I guess it's all
part of the package, the perfect Europack.
"We just try to be ourselves," counters Joey. "We really
do let anything go image-wise, as long as it's where we wanna be. I
guess it's part of what we're doing, but the image will never overtake
us as musicians, it can't. I figure that if your poster is on a wall
then your album's in the house, and its obvious that we write strong
songs and that they are ten times stronger than the image... we, I,
take the music very, very seriously."
"Even in coming to American, we haven't brushed up our image any
more than we usually would, because we know that our music will carry us
through over here. We never once sat down and really discussed clothes
and all that.... we maybe talked about how we should have tans to look
healthy for promotion purposes, but nothing else as far as appearance is
concerned."
As Joey talks of EUROPE's standing in America, it seems that he's
forgetting Bon Jovi and the hand they've had in helping his band achieve
their success.
"I think that the only way Bon Jovi really helped EUROPE was to
break down the US radio into accepting hard rock again. People must
remember that, musically, there is a big difference between us and them.
They have a very American feel, based upon the basic three chords,
whereas we really do sound so much more European."
"It was a guy from CBS USA who was just telling me that he felt we
were actually like a breath of fresh air to the whole country, that
that's why everyone seems to want us as opposed to other rock bands. We
have our video and album ready at the same time as Bon Jovi's last year,
so I don't really feel that there can be too many people thinking that
one copied the other's image and so on. EUROPE is only EUROPE, and those
are the merits that we're being taken on."
"No-one has ever done what we're doing with this tour, no-one has
come over for the first major tour without a support act, but we must do
things on our own terms to succeed. It's working so far in the US and I
think that it will work all over the world."
Maybe EUROPE will have to move to America full-time?
"Well, that is a possibility, because we have to move from Sweden
due to the taxes. Don't get me wrong, I'm very, very proud of my country
and being ambassadors for it, but I would like to save a lot of money so
as I can enjoy a good life. I am realistic, this won't go on forever,
maybe ten years, and I won't be doing this forever, so I have to
consider my life. So we might move here... or to the Bahamas or
Monaco."
How will you approach writing a follow-up LP to "The Final
Countdown"?
"Well, I had two years to write the songs for the last album, and I
don't feel I can give that much time for this next one. There will, of
course, be pressure on us. I won't undertake all the songwriting, but
only because I am a very selective writer and I reject too much of my
own stuff. I don't wanna change the fact that I will be mostly
responsible for the material, because that's what EUROPE has always been
based on."
"However, Kee Marcello (guitarist) will be putting songs on the
next album, which we hope to have out by this time next year, and with
Kevin Elson producing again. When I go back home for a few weeks this
summer, I'll be recording demos. We come back to the States again, you
know," announces Joey. "We're gonna follow up this live-promo
tour with some arena dates for three months either with Boston or
possibly by ourselves, we're still checking possibilities."
And what's all this teazin' mikestand behavior, Joey? A touch like
Coverdale, even though it looks good.
"People have been saying that," he says sounding exasperated.
"But I really don't see it at all. We share a few things, but don't
all singers really?"
He laughs, I get ready for another question, but suddenly it's time to
leave. The final bloody countdown really is upon us, it's 5.05 and I've
only just finished my coffee.
So here we finally are, at the gig proper, 7.30 for an 8.00 PM start.
There's a lotta people around, various press milling here and there, but
I'm more interested in the bread 'n' butter, the real people if you
will... the fans themselves. A strange bunch, I'd say that a good half
of them got dropped off by their parents at kerbside; some actually have
their parents with them, while others are old enough to scream by
themselves. Then there's the Swedes. Two groups of them from Stockholm with every
inch of skin plastered with their national flag. They keep on droning
away in a drunken babbling mess such things as "EUROPE,
EUROPE" and "Here we go, here we go..."
As the lights finally go down, there's a huge scream. Read s-c-r-e-a-m,
not roar... this is á la Beatles, Bay City Rollers, Adam Ant, Duran
Duran. Then the parping great intro (God, where's Del Boy, I thought he
dreamt of things like this) and BLAM! Pyro signals the arrival of Joey
and Co, looking resplendent in their leather, tousled hair and smiles. It's family rockin', a girl three seats away with her parents is
screaming her little head off and there's a crush of teenies at the
front wailing whenever Joey wiggles those leather-clad cheeks. Kee Marcello is proving himself quite a find, the ex-Easy Action
guitarist ripping up floorboards with some mean string bending. He plays
"Flight of the Bumble Bee" and it sounds good, very good, the
best part of the show if only because half the kids don't know what the
hell it is and are therefore not screaming, allowing me full aural
range. I'd say that when the teenies stop screaming forever, Kee could
be the element to increase EUROPE's longevity beyond chart hero status. A box is passed up on stage, no doubt containing some underwear or some
such gift. Joey bends down, receives, turns to a roadie and passes it in
one fluid move, all the time smiling thanks to the giver. This
highlights the razor-sharp professionalism of a EUROPE performance,
slickly sensational, nothing flusters 'em. The set remains the same as it was when you saw it, and they finish just
as they started, with the big chart-topping parper. This was no baptism
of fire, this was one slick, smooth success.
Backstage after the show, people are waiting to get EUROPE's signatures
and are babbling excitedly. One girl tells me that, for her, EUROPE had
five cute guys and don't play "real hard Heavy Metal". There
are nods of approval from various others who are earwigging, and that
seems to be the general consensus. EUROPE are perfect. They don't offend anyone, parents like their image
too, they're probably more virtuous than Stryper and they haven't been
verbally slapped by the PMRC. Joey, Kee, Ian, John and Mic will probably
end the tour with the biggest collection of female underwear on the US
tour circuit, and I for one wouldn't wanna take it away from them...
they deserve it! EUROPE aren't on the final countdown any more, they've taken off... and
they're heading for the stratosphere.
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